Paris, San Bernardino, Lebanon, they are everywhere. They are furious, brain washed psychopaths who just want to watch the whole world burn. The most powerful and richest terrorist organization, ISIS, is currently creating a buzz in every corner of the world. Later or sooner they may target INDIA, so it’s important for us to think on ISIS visiting our HOME.
Firstly, the thoughts expressed are purely satirical though it resemblances to the original situation of the country in present day.
Before leaving for India, ISIS commander in chief has instructed bombers not to explode bombs during festive season like Diwali, Ganpati, as highly enthusiastic Indians will enjoy it instead of feeling terrorized. Rather than infiltrating like 26/11 bombers, ISIS has chosen better option of getting VISA on Arrival (All thanks to Mr. NaMo for his idea of connecting world).
Being excited about the support and fan following in several parts of country, ISIS have decided to contest in next general Elections. Being hopeful of getting elected ISIS have initiated talks with CONgress and tiny parties to form government in future, and they have planned of fixing 100% FDI in Ammunition & Bomb development.
ISIS has selected shooting as national sport to fame killings as favourite hobby amongst the youth. Presstitutes and intellectuals have demanded special privilege for ISIS bombers as they may get lynched down by Intolerant people of INDIA. According to ISIS, India is more like Home for them as compared to Iraq or Syria. They are hopeful to get lifelong assurance by Indian judiciary and human right activists in the course of killing people.
ISIS has decided not to waste a suicide bomber in case of any VIP, VVIP killing as they can’t accommodate expense of single killing .Therefore for larger impact COMMON MAN aka Aam aadmi has to be targeted to terrorize the people. However contradictions are making things impossible for ISIS. A country where religions, locality, atmosphere and language changes after 500 Km, it has made ISIS traumatized before getting evolved.
The thing UNITY in DIVERSITY will never allow either ISIS or any other group to eye on INDIA. Yes, we are an imperfect country with many unsettled issues, but yet things can change if we wish to act on them.
